If anyone finds a crazier obituary this year, please send it in

Published by Olly Blackburn

Totally completely David Lynch deep dark batshit insane. All the way to the final sentence:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/tony-alamo-apocalyptic-minister-convicted-of-abusing-underage-girls-dies-at-82/2017/05/04/21b382e8-30dd-11e7-9534-00e4656c22aa_story.html